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By Anonymous / Friday 7 September 2012 05:08 / Canada - Edmonton
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  Crazberry  |  5

1 They have zombie apocalypse survival classes now. The only one I've heard of is in Calgary but if you're concerned you can go up there and learn how to use a crossbow.

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  ogle5431  |  1

15 you've never lived near an army base, huh? I live near one in Korea. The US soldiers are idiotic douchebags that give the rest of us Americans living here a bad image. I would hope OP would have higher expectations for her son.

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  Shrike  |  22

The people thumbing 33 down? Talk about an overreaction. The guy never said all soldiers are like that, just a lot of the ones in the base near where he lives. I know you're terrified of appearing "unpatriotic" or "un-American", but the really unpatriotic thing is to pretend all soldiers are perfect. They aren't - they're human, and a lot of humans are douchebags, no matter what job they take. Why's that so hard to accept? Part of patriotism is caring about your country and improving it, not praising it no matter how bad it is and turning a blind eye to the shitty elements of it.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

65-thank you for being a true human being. Not a true American because that would mean only Americans could think what you just said, which is far from the truth. You deserve a hug from Morgan Freeman.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Why the thumbs down? I am simply saying that people from all over the world can be kind and rational and see that their country has flaws and can own up to them. I wasn't saying Americans don't think this way, just that we aren't the only ones!

By  Kibaruto  |  33

Is he sparkly too? I bet the bath salts made him sparkly, gave him superpowers.

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  crazyluvbug  |  8

I really like your profile pic. Did you draw it?

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  Kibaruto  |  33

Ok do I made this in reference to how he was pretending to be a zombie. And I was sarcastically asking, in a sense, what's next? Pretending he's a vampire? Worse, one from twilight.

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  AwsumShyGuy  |  12

Actually no 25, I found it somewhere on the internet and I thought it was a pretty funny picture so I used it. Plus I needed a profile picture, and I just used the first picture that popped up in my picture library.

By  Mideoyeo  |  12

Pay some kid to bite him...see how HE likes being chewed on. OR when you feed him meat tell him it's human flesh after he eats it(; that should hopefully cure him..

By  perdix  |  29

I guess it'd better than admitting you're a "Twilight" freak.

By  Elegance  |  7

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy! But I'm in bath salts, your face looks tasty.

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  thefatman38  |  4

No no no, there is only two reasons this song should be sung one if it's the chat roulette version dude is f'n hilarious and two hey I just met u and your a lady well there's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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