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1 They have zombie apocalypse survival classes now. The only one I've heard of is in Calgary but if you're concerned you can go up there and learn how to use a crossbow.

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The people thumbing 33 down? Talk about an overreaction. The guy never said all soldiers are like that, just a lot of the ones in the base near where he lives. I know you're terrified of appearing "unpatriotic" or "un-American", but the really unpatriotic thing is to pretend all soldiers are perfect. They aren't - they're human, and a lot of humans are douchebags, no matter what job they take. Why's that so hard to accept? Part of patriotism is caring about your country and i

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65-thank you for being a true human being. Not a true American because that would mean only Americans could think what you just said, which is far from the truth. You deserve a hug from Morgan Freeman.

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Why the thumbs down? I am simply saying that people from all over the world can be kind and rational and see that their country has flaws and can own up to them. I wasn't saying Americans don't think this way, just that we aren't the only ones!

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Ok do I made this in reference to how he was pretending to be a zombie. And I was sarcastically asking, in a sense, what's next? Pretending he's a vampire? Worse, one from twilight.

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Actually no 25, I found it somewhere on the internet and I thought it was a pretty funny picture so I used it. Plus I needed a profile picture, and I just used the first picture that popped up in my picture library.

Pay some kid to bite him...see how HE likes being chewed on. OR when you feed him meat tell him it's human flesh after he eats it(; that should hopefully cure him..

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Since he doesn't actually bite chunks of meat off of people I think it would actually turn him off quite a bit.

Kids are moving from "just biting people" to "biting people because they say they're on bath salts"? Crap, they're trying to give reasoning for being assholes.

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Ugh, that's getting so over-used. I think I saw that "parody" about 15 times the day after that incident was in the news.

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No no no, there is only two reasons this song should be sung one if it's the chat roulette version dude is f'n hilarious and two hey I just met u and your a lady well there's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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