Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 08/20/2012 at 3:00am by Tuesdaythe10th
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So tell me....does he have a Big Mac or a double cheese burger?
#2 - On 08/20/2012 at 3:00am by bigdude1302
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