Horndog

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

Spicy
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
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bigdude1302 2

So tell me....does he have a Big Mac or a double cheese burger?

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SeahorseGuy 7

Okay, is his life so busy that he doesn't have time to do this like... at home?

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stormer461 13

At that point in a relationship, I'd give up.

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ljcarranza 16

that number 9 was looking sexy and he couldn't resist

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KiddNYC1O 20

I usually tug for #1.

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Countryrose0524 7

Guess he was so excited to get his food, he had to relieve some pressure lmao!

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perdix 29

Did he just expose his Big Mac, or was the cashier also traumatized by his McNuggets?

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mrsmaglietta 6

what a gentleman

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cr3ativity 15

I think he wanted a happy ending instead of a happy meal.

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fabulosogurlee 7

It's the chicken mcnuggets that really got him hot...

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BatemanFML 0

For some reason when I read this FML I had a vision of Ronald McDonald speaking, in Yoda's voice, saying "Fries you will have, with that masturbation." I kind of creeped myself out.

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taniamw 9

You should get yourself checked out...

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SirCharles83 13

42- you're the one flashing the shocker in your profile picture. Maybe you need help. Or maybe you could use a hand with that

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BunBunBabe 8

Yeah you kinda creeped us out.

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taniamw 9

82- sorry mister mirror shot

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