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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Who would have thought you could be too big?

#2 - On 08/19/2012 at 4:46am by Nutz101

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Just tell him to not go so far deep, if he's long. If he's wide well than ur fucked lol

#4 - On 08/19/2012 at 4:48am by Wiebeski19

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