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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18517) - you deserved it (3434)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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Damn pussy...

#2 - On 08/15/2012 at 6:04pm by 1awliet

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Upon further consideration, you deserve it.

You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.

#13 - On 08/15/2012 at 6:20pm by windycityassasin

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