Pussy power

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Noblesville

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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windycityassasin 6

Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.

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han7511 1

Me and my boyfriend were busted by his mom, she decided to tell the WHOLE world.

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waterlily251 3

You must have been giving him head on the cats spot .... You wouldn't like if someone was giving someone else head on your bed!!!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Cats hate you.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ I don't hate any animal on principle alone. It's hardly a cat's fault for being a cat. :P

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highway_unicorn7 5

Just whenever you have sex eith him or give him head, put orange peels around you because cats hate orange peels :3

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TcheQ 12

Seriously, having sex in front of animals? Wrong.

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Soloman212 28

I think animals know more than any of us all about sex...

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RedPillSucks 31

Cat scratch fever, dun dun duhhhhh Cat scratch fever, dun dun dun duhhh

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lidget 5

Not to mention he was holding your head down in the first place... I hate it when a guy does that! Don't be so impatient, I'll get to the deepthroat on my own!

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