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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

#2 - On 06/19/2012 at 2:51am by alexphyllis

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Well someones boyfriend experimented a lil too much.

#3 - On 06/19/2012 at 2:52am by tkay94

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