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Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22633) - you deserved it (3286)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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That is... Fucking awesome.

#2 - On 06/13/2012 at 4:10pm by ADuckOnQuack

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#1 - On 06/13/2012 at 4:09pm by tpuff

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