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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9868) - you deserved it (24136)

On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

#5 - On 06/02/2012 at 1:42pm by cameronman9

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This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

#1 - On 06/02/2012 at 1:39pm by comedybreak

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