Intimacy: Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

Spicy

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Big B - 04/02/2009 17:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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Rookie mistake

By dreamisugly - 10/10/2022 11:00

Spicy

Today, I found out the girl I lost my virginity to during prom night is pregnant with my kid. FML

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By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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cameronman9 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 19:42

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

comedybreak 20

Saturday 2 June 2012 19:39

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

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lubu8ju 3

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:10

Do you have to pay extra for that?

disneydraeer 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:18

But you didn't stop it so on some weird level you enjoyed it...

Fraggled 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:21

Um you have to agree to and pay for the lapdance to receive one. They don't just come over and start grinding on you. Your fault OP, you obviously wanted it.

jojimugo 20

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:33

Two for one huh?

StreetReaper 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:45

Can't knock her up twice.

xmichigo3 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:50

OH BABY. Sorry op. But. Doesn't matter, got lap dance.

_Peppermint_ 34

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:50

I'm terribly sorrry but that really,makes me horny...I guess im just into that kind of thing.

therealslim 15

Tuesday 5 June 2012 9:39

What. The. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

1710_fml 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:16

You are ******* weird you long haired ******

1710_fml 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 16:16

You are totally ******* gay

Ajwc101 24

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:55

Serves you right.

auspycious 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:56

**** your life

perdix 29

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:57

You need to tip her double -- she's shakin' that shit for two!

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