By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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cameronman9 2

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

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comedybreak 20

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

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818de60 2

if u go at this hour you really shouldnt be expecting the "A" line up

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KingCeltic77 18

Don't ask for a Lap dance from her. Problem solved!

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amwinn 2

Didn't you make the decision to get the dance? You deserved it, no one forced you

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bettyloohoo 0

I feel bad for the poor stripper that she was brought to having to do this. I do not feel bad for you tho.

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1R1X0X0 10

Be glad that her water didn't break during the process..

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ebwaef 0

Oh no poor stripper :(

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