Rookie mistake

By dreamisugly - 10/10/2022 11:00

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Today, I found out the girl I lost my virginity to during prom night is pregnant with my kid. FML
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Razath 17

Condoms and pills are a thing. If you didn't use 'em, you deserve the outcome, both of you. The only FML here might be that of the future kid, depending on what happens.

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coolrunnings1021 14

Dont be a fool!! wrap your tool!!! Dont be silly!!! wrap your willy!!

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Razath 17

Condoms and pills are a thing. If you didn't use 'em, you deserve the outcome, both of you. The only FML here might be that of the future kid, depending on what happens.

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Ubehage 32

Sounds like you made a choice for your future. Let's see what she chooses. Just fyi: You have no saying in this whatsoever. But you do have a responsibility.

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coolrunnings1021 14

Dont be a fool!! wrap your tool!!! Dont be silly!!! wrap your willy!!

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spinningrecords 14

Red Forman has a saying for situations like this.

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losteastcoaster 7

Well….. congratulations!🙂

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Crowned Sataness 12

if you were too stupid to use birth control, ydi. if you did use a condom, it is a possibility it failed, but better make sure that's actually your child

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delicious 7

You caught the worst STD, a child

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