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Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (26829)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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I go to bed half an hour later.

#1 - On 02/21/2012 at 5:59am by ryanisexy

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before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...

#3 - On 02/21/2012 at 6:01am by Pentium_4

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