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Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30213) - you deserved it (3837)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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So.. Is it true?

#2 - On 01/21/2012 at 8:27pm by sarbear293

See in context

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Good things come in small packages

#5 - On 01/21/2012 at 8:31pm by chasingmountains

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