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Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39077) - you deserved it (4235)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

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strike up a conversation about how much you miss having a penis, and are regretting the surgery.

#6 - On 01/19/2012 at 9:59am by stephissilly

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That's not creepy at all...

#1 - On 01/19/2012 at 9:54am by alyspar2

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