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Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (36133)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

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No cavity search? You're getting off easy.

#2 - On 01/12/2012 at 6:39pm by aliaskis

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If your girl's worth, it's worth it.

#3 - On 01/12/2012 at 6:40pm by Jakesterk96

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