By Duplighost - 12/01/2012 20:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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aliaskis 3

No cavity search? You're getting off easy.

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Jakesterk96 8

If your girl's worth, it's worth it.

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Mkbitch 2

Wow. Instead he should make sure you guys are using condoms and that she's on birth control. Obviously you guys will bone when the opportunity comes up.

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Dcm210 19

hopefully shes hot. she might end up becoming a lesbian now with all that creepiness.

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Namenlos_fml 20

Ironically, there's a phrase to describe this story in military lingo: PISS POOR PLANNING!

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beccaruchi 0

That's awkward... I bet he never looks at you the same way

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maddienoelle 13

"yes, sir." "adese private, keep your privates away."

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ivanhoe4u 3

You're lucky that you're not a soprano now.

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