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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

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So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.

#9 - On 01/09/2012 at 6:07am by deviable

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I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.

#1 - On 01/09/2012 at 5:56am by emvictoria

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