Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56400) - you deserved it (11756)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Top comments

Better late than never...

No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP

#1 - On 12/31/2011 at 10:22am by DFlit1

See in context

At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?

#14 - On 12/31/2011 at 10:28am by volleyballgrrl

See in context



Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: