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Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52254) - you deserved it (10694)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Better late than never...

No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP

#1 - On 12/31/2011 at 10:22am by DFlit1

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At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?

#14 - On 12/31/2011 at 10:28am by volleyballgrrl

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