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Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52008) - you deserved it (3937)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Thats just wrong in so many ways.

#1 - On 12/11/2011 at 3:05am by Mojo66930

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I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

#4 - On 12/11/2011 at 3:06am by CuteDumBlonde64

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