Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
by Faithful / 11/24/2011 at 5:01am / Singapore / Intimacy
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Must have good boobies
#3 - On 11/24/2011 at 10:02am by B0NER
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Best solution: Go to Narnia.
#4 - On 11/24/2011 at 10:02am by rayrayray23
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