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He might be the rapist that, if you scream, he'll chop off your boobies and sew you eyes shut.

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Which movie is that? I think #35 is referring to a past FML. Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker *** Thanks #35. Your comment now has me singing Alice in Chains- "Man in the Box" (:

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178- Not sure if trolling, or know nothing about the Internet.... "Dat ass" is a popular meme that involves a someone with sunglasses on, biting their lip, looking at a gorgeous bootay.

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lol my girlfriend totally said she would kill me but keep my penis as dildo. long term relationships involve hearing and saying weird things occasionally

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Match his threat with an even creepier one. Like I'll force you to listen to Rebecca Black, while I blow up every part of your body. Except your cock, because I'm going to eat it.

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