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Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (6928)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

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Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy.
And then you fuck him.

#5 - On 10/13/2011 at 6:05am by GregoryStalver

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Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

#1 - On 10/13/2011 at 6:02am by teejessika

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