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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25449) - you deserved it (60066)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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