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Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25207) - you deserved it (6907)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Next time you go down on him, tell him you hope you're doing it right as the guy in the video had a much larger penis.

#15 - On 09/07/2011 at 4:19pm by laideehawk

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How subtle.. :D

#2 - On 09/07/2011 at 4:07pm by ciarafox9

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