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Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38864) - you deserved it (2927)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:57pm - intimacy - by jimmy - United Kingdom (London)

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Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

#1 - On 08/19/2011 at 11:31pm by Awahso

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you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

#4 - On 08/19/2011 at 11:35pm by ashyxlynn

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