Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41748) - you totally deserved it (8523)
On 05/08/2009 at 7:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
I would have been like oh thank god I was just trying to be nice because your so damn ugly and all... guess I won't be needing this paper bag tonight. Later! lol..That would have been my response lol.
Hey, if you give me sexual favors, I'll come over and watch movies with you. Hell, I might even learn your name!
#15 - On 05/08/2009 at 10:32am by CapnPicard
Burn't! Lose her number, cut your losses. FHL. Sounds like a tart, you're lucky she didn't string you along... Sounds like she just knows What she wants, it aint a reflection on you! Unless you told her you loved her? Lol
#18 - On 05/08/2009 at 10:37am by tWitt3rBuG
Eh don't worry about it, for all you know she might have a boyfriend that she's on the rocks with and you were the lucky one night fuck.
So it was a one night stand.. don't take it so bad. Even if you *are* good in the sack, it could still happen. Some people just want sex for sex and don't want any sort of emotional attachment. Be glad you got to get with a girl and move on.
...whats weird about this, she wanted a fuck, not a boyfriend. hows this make her a bitch and how does it make this an fml...? weak, really weak.
#23 - On 05/08/2009 at 11:02am by organisedchaos
smart girl.
best thing to do for hookups is to let them go.
it was a hookup. don't try to make more out of it.
whatever you got laid and you know shes a bitch before you actually get into her and have to deal with her shit. Some girls just wanna get laid with no strings attached sometimes.
#29 - On 05/08/2009 at 11:41am by notyouraverage
Plus dude, you seriously called her the next day. What did you expect? Give it at least a few days before you try to contact her.
#30 - On 05/08/2009 at 11:44am by notyouraverage
Hahaha. Wow. It sucks to be on the losing end of this, but that is a fantastically hilarious shoot-down line!
dominated, by a girl... you suck at life and at sex, also why would you text a random hook up to hang out, you dont want to date whores
#35 - On 05/08/2009 at 12:06pm by thisishilarious
Look at it this way: you got to get off, and now you're off the hook too. No need to hang out with her or listen to her call all the time...
#37 - On 05/08/2009 at 12:18pm by whatever234
That does suck, but maybe she only wanted it to be a one night stand.
It is a shame though, because I bet there are a lot of women who would appreciate a guy like you contacting them the very next day.
I am not sure if the text message was the best way though. I think text messaging should be reserved for friends, close family, and the person you are in a relationship with.
I think the only time you should text someone you don't know well/in the process of dating is if it is important, like letting them know you are running a little late to pick them up/meet them.
#42 - On 05/08/2009 at 1:21pm by patray_angel
How it could it be a one night stand if she gave him her number, dipshits?
Nonetheless, find her on Facebook, hook up with one of her friends.
Payback unlimited.
#43 - On 05/08/2009 at 1:51pm by couragewolf9001
Slutty and emotionally unavailable?? Sounds like one of my millions of ex-girlfriends. How were my sloppy seconds?
#44 - On 05/08/2009 at 1:52pm by hatehatehatehate
9 times out of 10 I would rather receive a text message than be subjected to an awkward phone call. Especially in this situation, from a random one night stand. Their relationship is not phone call worthy.
hahaha step your game up son. and never call a girl that you fucked on the first night, if they're that easy they arn't worth the call
#46 - On 05/08/2009 at 2:03pm by suaveneanderthal
Some girls are just like guys. Not every girl wants a relationship.
Guys are pimps
Girls are hoes
Society won't let us flip that so you feel upset?
Sounds like it wasn't as good for her as it was for you :P. ...Or she is a commitment-phobe and the call the next day freaked her out. Either way, she does not want to see you again, let it go, and move on...
#54 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:37pm by fmlsmakemyday22
That's the nature of the 1-night stand. Only lasts one night.
#57 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:58pm by FoundManyLemons
You dumbass, this isn't all that bad
it was an obvious one night stand, where she didn't want to see you again
get over it, you stupid cock
I'd say ur life's fucked bcuz ur whining about this. shut up n go get some more booty, and then tell them the same thing you got told the next day. that should make u feel better...or at least make you stop bitching
#71 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:18pm by The_Master
You're the guy.. aren't you supposed to be the one that never calls her back and forwards all her calls? I think this is when you need to learn when a one night stand is just a one night stand.
#72 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:02pm by buffalosaurus
Why are you putting so much importance into some girl that you just met the other night? She's not that important. Your life is fucked though, if you continue thinking this way. Just find some other girls, sheesh.
well you where obviously here one regret. don't worry. but hey at least you didn't get any further with that slutty skank. if you need lovin' Gio has yo covered I got any kinda ass you need.
#84 - On 03/02/2010 at 9:06am by Giorgio272
