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Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45257) - you deserved it (9337)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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