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Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24582) - you deserved it (2004)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Username - Reserved

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well that was nice of them to apologize

#2 - On 08/07/2011 at 1:17pm by heartbrakej

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Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.

#4 - On 08/07/2011 at 1:19pm by Crlnprz

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