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Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36442) - you deserved it (12487)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)

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haha next time make sexual noise maybe then she will leave u alone..

#1 - On 08/04/2011 at 9:56am by choshaki

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How do all of these people keep getting caught masturbating or having sex?! Lol you'd think they would learn by now...

#4 - On 08/04/2011 at 9:57am by BelleBelle

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