By laughingflame - 04/08/2011 06:00 - United States

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Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML
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choshaki 8

haha next time make sexual noise maybe then she will leave u alone..

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BelleBelle_fml 11

How do all of these people keep getting caught masturbating or having sex?! Lol you'd think they would learn by now...

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MAXCAT1220 0

FTW my palm are hairy too but I still get that pussy ;)

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skyeyez9 24

Nowhere in the bible it says mastrbating is a sin. I am sure God left that out because otherwise, zillions of horny teenagers don't need to feel even more self conscious about their bodies.

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SmallTownCutie 0

There's also nothing in the bible about not doing drugs or drinking alcohol, though people try to push that. People in the biblical days most likely drank a lot of alcohol, because there were few clean water sources. I would assume drugs went around too, since it was a sucky time in history. Just saying.

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ambeeelove 0

Your mom is a Sex Nazi!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Hmm..I wonder how long it'll take for the comments to be closed.

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skylerXx 6

Another religious fanatic. As if masturbation really was a sin. I'm sure she did that also.

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iMagzzzy 0

Its called a lock, or a girlfriend, or being a priest.

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