Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy
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Epic win for grandmother!
#2 - On 07/26/2011 at 6:12am by ChopToxicity
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... why would you take a shower when your girlfriend had finally come to your house to visit, anyway?
#7 - On 07/26/2011 at 6:14am by Thale
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