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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML


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On 07/02/2011 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by T-Guy (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?

#6 - On 07/03/2011 at 3:12am by fatalkiss

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are you sure you used the right spice homie?

#5 - On 07/03/2011 at 3:11am by ceepevoy

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