Intimacy, Sex, Anxiety and Cops: Straight to jail - FML

Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73

You deserved it 810

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By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Spicy

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 796

You deserved it 3 359

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By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 079

You deserved it 9 337

By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

Spicy

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 737

You deserved it 4 860

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 747

You deserved it 710

Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 519

You deserved it 6 235

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Spicy

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 714

You deserved it 35 566

By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Spicy

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 246

You deserved it 565

By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 577

You deserved it 3 702

By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 721

You deserved it 58 644

Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Spicy

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 404

You deserved it 5 276

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Top comments

thefmlman2011 36

Saturday 4 November 2023 1:11

legend for the public sex, but idiot for coming onto the police officer.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 4 November 2023 11:12

I wish I could vote YDI more than once. What an idiot!! 🤦‍♀️

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thefmlman2011 36

Saturday 4 November 2023 1:11

legend for the public sex, but idiot for coming onto the police officer.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 4 November 2023 11:12

I wish I could vote YDI more than once. What an idiot!! 🤦‍♀️

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 6 November 2023 5:43

Damn girl. Learn to keep it in your pants until you get home. And don't proposition a cop with sex. Again.

MistressAfrodite 5

Thursday 23 November 2023 8:03

that’s one hell of a panic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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