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By Khrixas_069 / Saturday 18 June 2011 07:10 / United States
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By  izok777  |  2

thats wat u get 4 doin it in the park idiot

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  smurfsarwales  |  9

did the cop want a threesome? hopefully you had spare lube for him :)

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  smurfsarwales  |  9

did the cop want a threesome? hopefully you had spare lube for him :)

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  Andrew1122  |  0

that wasn't "punny" at all

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  EvilPotato  |  14

I got a boner from this.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

@148 theres no way you can claim that was a typo...*YOU'RE. learn the difference.

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  USMC_FTW  |  3

182, for whatever reason you found it necessary to correct me on my grammar, I will now return the favor and let you know that you forgot to put a period. Also, I know the difference between "your" and "you're," however, seeing as this is FML, not an English class, I do not understand why you really give a shit, due to the fact you obviously understood what I was saying.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

difference being, mine doesnt change the entire meaning of whats being said, isnt a common error made by idiots who actually dont know the difference and wasnt repeated several times in one message. sure, you keep pretending the only place where sentences need to make sense is in an english class, ill continue to know otherwise. theres a clear difference between being lazy and being stupid, i skip over things like capitals and apostrophes, thats lazy, you type the wrong word in a sentence, thats stupid.

By  lilody_fml  |  0

do the cop. I would

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  Iamnotmyself  |  17

We all know you would, but what would he do? Well, coming to a logical conclusion that person would have a conversation with the cop naked and with lubrication on his penis. Sounds like somethin he would do. So in better terms he should, but it would make him homosexual which, I doubt he is.

By  ChickenInMyKitch  |  4

HAHAHA you didn't put on some pants before talking to him?

By  izok777  |  2

thats wat u get 4 doin it in the park idiot

By  ForestFire0  |  1

Why are you using lube? Does your girlfriend find you so unattractive that no matter how much foreplay you try, she can't get wet? Or is it that you're a lazy and selfish lover who cares nothing for her pleasure and only focuses on getting yourself off? Personally, I'm going with the latter.

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  TheCass_  |  3

Why are you getting on the man about using lube? Considering it was Fire and Ice, it was probably just something they wanted to try out. Have you had a bad experience with lube? :(

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  Iamnotmyself  |  17

I love dumb people, I love you, coincidence? I'd think not! Either way for God sakes man have you ever had fire and ice!? IT BURNS WHILE IT FREEZES! The first person who tried it probably wasn't the smartest person on the planet if you think about it.

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  DawnMarie11  |  0

it's not lube it's a condom. sheesh.

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gonna assume you are a virgin here, or are a terrible lover. either way- how much lube a girl produces has jack all to do with how aroused she is. where she is in her cycle plays into it big time, as well as her natural body rythyms. a girl can be super turned on, but dry as the sahara, or super wet, but not turned on at all. actually learn some anatomy and biology instead of getting your info from porn.

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Moron. You must be a virgin. My fiancé and I use lube all the time. Does it mean we just wanna jam it in and get it over with? No. It feels good and can make things easier sometimes.

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