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Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34704) - you deserved it (9495)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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You might want to get an STD test after an encounter like that.

#7 - On 06/26/2011 at 6:36pm by every1luvsboners

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You got a high five, that's action, hand action!
You have hands, use them.

#4 - On 06/26/2011 at 6:35pm by iiCaptain

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