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Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21806) - you deserved it (75860)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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