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Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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so did your teacher give you your phone back? hahh

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:07pm by bobdole

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She was texting inappropriate things to this guy, too anal about it? The guy sent her a dick picture WHILE SHE WAS IN CLASS....>_<
THIS is why the teachers are too anal about it.

#6 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:16pm by CheeseGirl

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