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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33596) - you deserved it (16187)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

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story of my life.

#2 - On 05/02/2011 at 7:02pm by fruityloopz

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just watch some porn and take notes on it.... you'll be alright. or tell her if you don't practice you won't get any better

#4 - On 05/02/2011 at 7:09pm by Hotlanta

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