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Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13739) - you deserved it (69101)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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wow that was a smart move. Do you brush your teeth with toilet cleaner?

#1 - On 03/29/2011 at 10:57am by beeship321

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only time to do that is when you don't know where your penis has been..not for recreational use

#5 - On 03/29/2011 at 11:02am by deputy_g

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