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Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32268) - you deserved it (5205)

On 02/26/2011 at 7:18am - intimacy - by horriblegf - United States

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Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

#11 - On 02/26/2011 at 3:50pm by 4Lonely2Stoner0

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Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better orgasm!

#5 - On 02/26/2011 at 2:52pm by Doortje

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