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Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41109) - you deserved it (3955)

On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

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Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

#3 - On 02/25/2011 at 12:57pm by jasonf00

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You can obviously give yourself oral pleasure so why have a boyfriend?

#1 - On 02/25/2011 at 12:55pm by every1luvsboners

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