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Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

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Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

#3 - On 02/25/2011 at 12:57pm by jasonf00

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what an idiot
flexibility=tons of hot positions
you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5

#8 - On 02/25/2011 at 1:03pm by tcharbs

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