Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

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  • did you know 5 out of 5 guys. masturbate.. :O

    #9 - On 02/13/2011 at 10:22am by DJR

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  • Sir, this is the funniest FML I have ever seen. Thank you for making my day. As a reward, I bless you that you will succesfully masturbate.

    #14 - On 02/13/2011 at 10:26am by Raddaya

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