Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
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did you know 5 out of 5 guys. masturbate.. :O
#9 - On 02/13/2011 at 10:22am by DJR
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Sir, this is the funniest FML I have ever seen. Thank you for making my day. As a reward, I bless you that you will succesfully masturbate.
#14 - On 02/13/2011 at 10:26am by Raddaya
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