Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • If you think that qualifies as porn you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

    #10 - On 01/24/2011 at 3:21am by JManHobbs

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  • Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

    #2 - On 01/24/2011 at 3:11am by xFalzz

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