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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML


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On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

#2 - On 01/17/2011 at 3:06am by yake12

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ouch, that hurts

#1 - On 01/17/2011 at 3:05am by hellokimmiee

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