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Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44556) - you deserved it (5364)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

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awkward

#2 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:14am by citruslime

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Now he'll have a long, long time to explain exactly why he never called you again after he fucked you.

The good news is that you are not going to have to scare up a date for the wedding.

#11 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:28am by perdix

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