Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
by LoveMyNewBro / 01/04/2011 at 5:56am / Intimacy
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#2 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:14am by citruslime
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Now he'll have a long, long time to explain exactly why he never called you again after he fucked you.
The good news is that you are not going to have to scare up a date for the wedding.
#11 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:28am by perdix
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