By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
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Silentshdw13 22

Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol

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nzhx 23

Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking

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theRonin 18

That is utterly embarrassing. Well, hopefully he's joking around.

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nzhx 23

Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking

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ArturoJames 13

Do you just look for her in every post?!!?

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hellnosucka 27

we need to know if the boy op brought home was indeed their brother.

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Silentshdw13 22

Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol

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emilyjgraham 34

I work behind a bar more than 50 miles away from my hometown and where my mother has lived all her life but I get asked who my mum is because they think I'm someone else so I'm guessing OPs dad saw a similarity. Kind of hoping that they were talking before hand though because that question asked outright is a tad strange!

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PrideOfTheFallen 19

Need more info, but your father seems like an ass

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Redgy22 26

better than cleaning a gun in front of the date! props to your dad! But sorry, op.

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barlos88 19

Wow, think your dad just may have just found the ultimate way to ruin sex

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derangedplanet 23

this is ..AWESOME. so glad my father is late to this game. but holy hell is that a good one.

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alexxxx92 9

The boy should ask his mother whether she knows your dad from high school if she doesn't your father is probably lying.

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alexxxx92 9

When faced with the possibility of incest you always check ALWAYS.

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PharmacyJoe 13

He probably thought cleaning the ol' shotgun was too heavy-handed a way to break you two up and keep his baby safe. Apologies OP; this is utterly mortifying.

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