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Yesterday,ile in a public restroom I could ear a guy aving is way wit is and. He was quoting verses from te bible. I was in a cubicle and e was at te urinal. I was too frigtened to leave. Tis went on for a very long time. FML


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On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

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You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".

#5 - On 12/17/2010 at 1:06pm by Doortje

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Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."

#7 - On 12/17/2010 at 1:13pm by krushr

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