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Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (3077)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

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You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".

#5 - On 12/17/2010 at 1:06pm by Doortje

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Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."

#7 - On 12/17/2010 at 1:13pm by krushr

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