By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
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ThatLooksSticky 16

What kind of fish is that? A blow fish?

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tencentsakiss 19

Are you male or female? I feel like that influences how f-ed your life is considerably.

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awks 0

sucks to be you! maybe try some cover up.... ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Hey mine does too! and I thought it was a butterfly... :(

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pwincessa23 1

it's a slippery dick

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deliciouscake 3

It is a dry dick, I would know. Life. Talk to me about life.

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gummy_explosion 0

It's funny because it's shaped like a penis, yet OP believed it was shaped like a fish.

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xundria 5

That is quite intriguing...

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RandomDudeOrRD 0

your picture goes perfectly with the comment.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Ah, innocence lost. So sad. Try hitting yourself until the bruise that forms adds to the penis shape et voíla, a fish once more.

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thirdtesticle 0

How long is it hard?

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TryptamineDreame 0

haha, you'll survive. I have a birthmark on my ass that looks like a bandaid. :)

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hclover 0

I have a scar on my wrist that's shaped like a sperm cell:(

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ydi_4_suking 20

It's a sign that you should start to suck and screw as many penises as you possibly cam

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russianraccoon 0

Birthmark? or a penis

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