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Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.

#15 - On 09/29/2010 at 6:29am by Cinn

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BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?

#3 - On 09/29/2010 at 6:15am by billywhyte

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