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Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (5035)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Awkward... o_o

#1 - On 08/31/2010 at 6:05am by InuYasha17

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Need to chew your boyfriend out for that...

#3 - On 08/31/2010 at 6:05am by Chunchunchun

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