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Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16928) - you deserved it (47913)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by Ahook1 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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you're the idiot for having unprotected sex

#1 - On 08/24/2010 at 3:19am by Jessi2487

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well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.

#2 - On 08/24/2010 at 3:22am by patiencek

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